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let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

That’s my favorite story I’ve ever read on the internet

^no really though i would read the shit out of Gay Avenger Comics

The Gay Avenger is amazing.

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dysexila:

DYSEXILA & BITCH-STEP-OFF’S HUGE GIVEAWAY!

The two of us went on shopping splurges and got all new clothes and electronics, so we picked out our favorite old stuff to give to you guys. Everything is in greatcondition.

Want to win all of the awesome stuff featured in both pictures (descriptions are below) for absolutely free? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!

Here are the rules:

  1. YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH DYSEXILA & BITCH-STEP-OFF
  2. YOU MAY REBLOG AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF TIMES, it will increase your chance of winning, because we will be using a randomizer tool. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO LIKES OR YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
  3. We pay for shipping anywhere in the world!
  4. WE CHOOSE THE WINNER ON THE 4TH OF JULY, 2012 AT 9PM CALIFORNIA TIME!

WHAT IS INCLUDED IN BOTH PICTURES COMBINED, AND WHAT THEIR VALUE IS:

• White MacBook w/ TOMS sticker ($1200)—INCLUDED AT 50,000 NOTES
• White iPad 2 ($600)—INCLUDED AT 25,000 NOTES
• White iPhone 4S ($900)—INCLUDED AT 10,000 NOTES
• Betsey Johnson Black Leather Heels, Size 8.5 ($200, will be worth more now that Betsey is closing)
• Italian Open-Toe Converse, Size 8 ($80)
• 3 Pairs of Abercrombie Yoga Pants, Size Small/Medium, Burgundy, Navy, and Navy ($120 combined)
• HAI Flat Iron, Never Used ($180)
• Urban Outfitters Tribal Shirt, Size Medium ($40)
• BDG High Waisted Black Denim Shorts, Size Small ($46)
• Hollister Denim Cutoff Shorts, Size Small/Medium ($50)
• Someday Perfume by Justin Bieber, Never Used ($40)
• 2 Pink Perfume Minis, PINK Beach Sunkissed and Summer Crush ($30 combined)

TOTAL VALUE: $3,486

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO REBLOG, ONLY THE PICTURES WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR BLOG! GOOD LUCK!

snorlaxiscute:

Oh Nyan, getting cooler everyday :3

snorlaxiscute:

Oh Nyan, getting cooler everyday :3